The Frog Prince
Frau Doktor,
Mama Brundig,
Take out your contacts,
Remove your wig.
I write for you.
I entertain.
But frogs come out
Of the sky like rain.
Frogs arrive
With an ugly fury.
You are my judge.
You are my jury.
My guilts are what
We catalogue.
I’ll take a knife
And chop up frog.
Frog has not nerves.
Frog is as old as a cockroach.
Frog is my father’s genitals.
Frog is a malformed doorknob.
Frog is a soft bag of green.
The moon will not have him.
The sun wants to shut off
Like a light bulb.
At the sight of him
The stone washes itself in a tub.
The crow thinks he’s an apple
And drops a worm in.
At the feel of frog
The touch-me-nots explode
Like electric slugs.
Slime will have him.
Slime has made him a house.
Mr. Poison
Is at my bed.
He wants my sausage.
He
Mama Brundig,
He wants my beer.
He wants my Christ
For a souvenir.
Frog has boil disease
And a bellyful of parasites.
He says: Kiss me. Kiss me.
And the ground soils itself.
Why
Should a certain
Quite adorable princess
Be walking in her garden
At such a time
And toss her golden ball
Up like a bubble
And drop it into the well?
It was ordained.
Just as the fates deal out
The plague with a tarot card.
Just as the Supreme Being drills
Holes in our skulls to let
The Boston Symphony through.
But I digress.
A loss has taken place.
The ball has sunk like a cast-iron pot
Into the bottom of the well.
Lost, she said,
My moon, my butter calf,
My yellow moth, my Hindu hare.
Obviously it was more than a ball.
Balls such as these are not
For sale in Au Bon Marché.
I took the moon, she said,
Between my teeth
And now it is gone
And I am lost forever.
A thief had robbed by day.
Suddenly the well grew
Thick and boiling
And a frog appeared.
His eyes bulged like two peas
And his body was trussed into place.
Do not be afraid, Princess,
He said, I am not a vagabond,
A cattle farmer, a shepherd,
A doorkeeper, a postman
Or a laborer.
I come to you as a tradesman.
I have something to sell.
Your ball, he said,
For just three things.
Let me eat from your plate.
Let me drink from your cup.
Let me sleep in your bed.
She thought, Old Waddler,
Those three you will never do,
But she made the promises
With hopes for her ball once more.
He brought it up in his mouth
Like a tricky old dog
And she ran back to the castle
Leaving the frog quite alone.
That evening at dinner time
A knock was heard on the castle door
And a voice demanded:
King’s youngest daughter,
Let me in. You promised;
Now open to me.
I have left the skunk cabbage
And the eels to live with you.
The kind then heard her promise
And forced her to comply.
The frog first sat on her lap.
He was as awful as an undertaker.
Next he was at her plate
Looking over her bacon
And calves’ liver.
We will eat in tandem,
He said gleefully.
Her fork trembled
As if a small machine
Had entered her.
He sat upon the liver
And partook like a gourmet.
The princess choked
As if she were eating a puppy.
From her cup he drank.
It wasn’t exactly hygienic.
From her cup she drank
As if it were Socrates’ hemlock.
Next came the bed.
The silky royal bed.
Ah! The penultimate hour!
There was the pillow
With the princess breathing
And there was the sinuous frog
Riding up and down beside her.
I have been lost in a river
Of shut doors, he said,
And I have made my way over
The wet stones to live with you.
She woke up aghast.
I suffer for birds and fireflies
But not frogs, she said,
And threw him across the room.
Kaboom!
Like a genie coming out of a samovar,
A handsome prince arose in the
Corner of her bedroom.
He had kind eyes and hands
And was a friend of sorrow.
Thus they were married.
After all he had compromised her.
He hired a night watchman
So that no one could enter the chamber
And he had the well
Boarded over so that
Never again would she lose her ball,
That moon, that Krishna hair,
That blind poppy, that innocent globe,
That madonna womb.
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