Two crocodiles gossip by the banks of the thames at abingdon
two old lazy crocodiles are basking by the water
They get round to talk about the macdonalds’ daughter
Gemini gemini
Have you ever set eyes on young stephanie
Jiminy jiminy
Who lives here in abingdon – the one who is two
Gemini gemini
Everyone knows she’s a smart one that stephanie
Jiminy jiminy
Oh ever so smart – there’s just nothing she can’t do
Gemini gemini
So smart – she could be a crocodile could stephanie
Jiminy jiminy
She sees what she’s after – then snap – and it’s true
Gemini gemini
If she came by here now – we wouldn’t eat young stephanie
Jiminy jiminy
Oh no – we’d be too scared to even say boo
Gemini gemini
So why don’t we wish happy birthday to stephanie
Jiminy jiminy
Then straight in the water before she rings up the zoo
Gemini gemini
Don’t be so daft – she likes creatures does stephanie
Jiminy jiminy
Ok – but no tears – or she’ll raise hullaballoo
and the two old lazy crocodiles who couldn’t hurt a fly
sing happy birthday to stephanie as she passes them by
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