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Christmas the delinquent
i got nothing last year
And i expect nothing this
So i’ve got to find
If i’m to be rewarded
So all good people
You’d better learn to give
From the goodness of your heart
Or at knife-point
I’m a taker by trade
Takers is keepers
It won’t hurt you to bleed
It’s a good colour – red
Give of your blood
You’re not having mine
I’m the collector
Santa looks after himself
Your birthright – get lost
When i’m on my rounds
What i see i snaffle
That’s today’s lesson
Give to santa – or
I’ll cut your throat
That’s today’s christmas
The future looks good
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