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August 15
My new Web site is dropdead. com
It’s interactive you get to choose how
You’ll die, where, and at what age
And it’ll still come as a complete
Surprise to you I guarantee
But let’s not get morbid it’s a game
It’s more fun than bullshit. com and a lot less
Narcissistic than kissmyass. com
Michael Douglas will play the lead with Sandra
Bullock as a baby in an out-of-control
Baby carriage going down the Odessa Steps
But that’s just one scenario you can
Create your own we’re going to have an IPO
Tomorrow you can buy shares at getrich. com
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