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Grand-Pa's Whim
While for me gapes the greedy grave
It don’t make sense
That I should have a crazy crave
To paint our fence.
Yet that is what I aim to do,
Though dim my sight:
Jest paint them aged pickets blue,
Or green or white.
Jest squat serenely in the sun
Wi’ brush an’ paint,
An’ gay them pickets one by one,
A chore! It ain’t.
The job is joy. Although I’m slow
I save expense:
So folks, let me before I go,
Smart that ol’ fence.
Them pickets with my hands I made,
When young and spry;
I coloured them a gleeful shade
To glad the eye.
So now as chirpy as a boy,
‘Ere I go hence,
Once more let me jest bright to joy
Our picket fence.
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