Emotional Idiot
Liner Notes – (From Love Is A Dog From Hell)
Emotional Idiocy is obviously
A theme close to my heart since I seem to use the phrase in novels and
CDs alike. My friend and mentor of sorts, Andrew Vachss, upon hearing me
Read a rendition of this poem, stated that it ought to be the theme song
For borderline personality disorder. He’s right.
I’m an Emotional Idiot
So get away from me.
I mean,
COME HERE.
Wait, no,
That’s too close,
Give me some space
It’s a big country,
There’s plenty of room,
Don’t sit so close to me.
Hey, where are you?
I haven’t seen you in days.
Whadya, having an affair?
Who is she?
Come on,
Aren’t I enough for you?
God,
You’re so cold.
I never know what you’re thinking.
You’re not very affectionate.
I mean,
You’re clinging
DON’T TOUCH ME,
What am I, your fucking cat?
Don’t rub me like that.
Don’t you have anything better to do
Than sit there fawning over me?
Don’t you have any interests?
Hobbies?
Sailing Fly fishing
Archeology?
There’s an archeology expedition leaving tomorrow
Why don’t you go?
I’ll loan you the money,
My money is your money.
My life is your life
My soul is yours
Without you I’m nothing.
Move in with me
We’ll get a studio apartment together, save on rent,
Well, wait, I mean, a one bedroom,
So we don’t get in each other’s hair or anything
Or, well,
Maybe a two bedroom
I’ll have my own bedroom,
It’s nothing personal
I just need to be alone sometimes,
You do understand,
Don’t you?
Hey, why are you acting distant?
Where you goin’,
Was it something I said?
What
What did I do?
I’m an emotional idiot
So get away from me
I mean,
MARRY ME.
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