Maggie Estep
The Stupid Jerk I’m Obsessed With
The stupid jerk I’m obsessed with Stands so close to me I can feel his breath On my neck And smell The way he would smell If we slept together Because he is the
Bad Day At The Beauty Salon
I was a 20 year old unemployed receptionist with Dyed orange dreadlocks sprouting out of my skull. I needed a job, but first, I needed a haircut. So I head for this beauty salon
Fuck Me
FUCK ME I’m all screwed up so FUCK ME. FUCK ME And take out the garbage Feed the cat and FUCK ME You can do it, I know you can. FUCK ME And theorize
Scab Maids On Speed
My first job was when I was about 15. I had met A girl named Hope who became my best friend. Hope and I were flunking math Class so we became speed freaks. This
Hey Baby
Liner Notes – (from No More Mister Nice Girl) I was having a foul day. Some Geezer harrassed me on the street and I got completely bent out of shape, But the guy was
Emotional Idiot
Liner Notes – (From Love Is A Dog From Hell) Emotional Idiocy is obviously A theme close to my heart since I seem to use the phrase in novels and CDs alike. My friend
Stalk Me
Liner Notes – (from Love Is A Dog From Hell) My friend Jenny is really Worried that people are going to follow me around and send me dead animal Parts and doll heads as
Sex Goddess
I am THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE So don’t mess with me I’ve got a big bag full of SEX TOYS And you can’t have any ’cause they’re all mine ’cause I’m