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April 21
I’m a very average person,
And I think most people are.
I vote with the common man.
I have two kids, a boy and a girl.
Last Sunday I played golf with the boss.
Hey, it beats working.
I’m his wife. I may be brainless but
I’m her husband. I played golf with her
Last Sunday I played golf with the boss
And it was the first warm morning in May
And like every other moron driving a lawnmower
I’m their husband. I may be brainless but
I’m their wife. I’m their mother.
I have two kids, a boy and a girl,
And it was the first warm morning in May
And I think most people are
Like every other moron driving a lawnmower.
I’m a very average person.
I vote with the common man.
Hey, it beats working.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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