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You Gotta be Kidding
So you think God
Soliloquizes to Himself
(or Herself, Itself, or Godself
For that matter)
In front of the Bathroom Mirror?
You gotta be kidding!
You think God exchanges
Conversations with Fellas
At a Godly Round Table?
You must be joking!
You think what you
Really think of Him (or Her,
Or It for God’s sake)
Is what you really think
Of what you think?
Get out of here!
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