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Values '67
Pass by citizen
Don’t look left or right
Keep those drip dry eyes straight ahead
A tree? Chop it down – it’s a danger
To lightning!
Pansies calling for water,
Let ’em die – queer bastards-
Seek comfort in the scarlet, labour
Saving plastic rose
Fresh with the frangrance of Daz!
Sunday! Pray citizen;
Pray no rain will fall
On your newly polished
Four wheeled
God
Envoi
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Get it out with Optrex
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