Hot digitty dog! Now, ain’t it queer,
I’ve been abroad for over a year;
Seen a helluva lot since then,
Killed, I reckon, a dozen men;
Six was doubtful, but six was sure,
Three in Normandy, three in the Ruhr.
Four I got with a hand grenade,
Two I shot in a midnight raid:
Oh, I ain’t sorry, except perhaps
To think that my jerries wasn’t japs.
Hot digitty dog! Now ain’t it tough;
I oughta be handed hero stuff –
Bands and banquets, and flags and flowers,
Speeches, peaches, confetti showers;
“Welcome back to the old home town,
Colour Sargent Josephus Brown.
Fought like a tiger, one of our best,
Medals and ribands on his chest.
Cheers for a warrior, fresh from the fight. . .”
Sure I’d ‘a got ’em – – had I been white.
Hot digitty dog! It’s jist too bad,
Gittin’ home an’ nobody gald;
Sneakin’ into the Owl Drug Store
Nobody knowin’ me any more;
Admirin’ my uniform fine and fit –
Say, I’ve certainly changed a bit
From the lanky lad who used to croon
To a battered banjo in Shay’s Saloon;
From the no-good nigger who runned away
After stickin’ his knife into ol’ man Shay.
They’s a lynched me, for he was white,
But he raped my sister one Sunday night;
So I did what a proper man should do,
And I sunk his body deep in the slough.
Oh, he taunted me to my dark disgrace,
Called me a nigger, spat in my face;
So I buried my jack-knife in his heart,
Laughin’ to see the hot blood start;
Laughin’ still, though it’s long ago,
And nobody’s ever a-gonna know.
Nobody’s ever a-gonna tell
How Ol’ Man Shay went straight to hell;
Nobody’s gonna make me confess –
And what is a killin’ more or less.
My skin may be black, but by Christ! I fight;
I’ve slain a dozen, and each was white,
And none of ’em ever did me no harm,
And my conscience is clear – I’ve no alarm;
So I’ll go where I sank Ol’ Man Shay in the bog,
And spit in the water. . . Hot digitty dog!