The singing dog
when the dog began to sing
The people ran amok
A man shinned up a flagpole
A woman chewed her sock
Children danced the drainpipe
A policeman robbed a bank
The mayor and all the councillors
Fired doughnuts from a tank
The queen embraced the dustman
The clergy showed their knees
Librarians in their thousands
Begged mercy from the trees
The dog sang in the market
It didn’t understand
The panic and predicament
It’d loosed upon the land
Its head had always been
A lot where songs were parking
But when it tried to sing
The noise came out like barking
Maybe this time the air
Crystal-clear since rain
Stripped raucousness to leave
Such a melodious strain
None could bear the sweet
Enchantment of their ears
Dogs sing – then pigs could vote
Such an avalanche of fears
They called the army in
To ring the singing dog
With cannon mortar small-arms
They shot it dead as a log
But when the log stood up
And sang a christmas song
The people fought themselves
Over what was right and wrong
So harsh and hoarse they came
(to beasts within their hearking)
When they joined in the song
The noise came out like barking
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