Stalk Me
Liner Notes – (from Love Is A Dog From Hell)
My friend Jenny is really
Worried that people are going to follow me around and send me dead animal
Parts and doll heads as a result of this song but please, if you feel inclined
To send me dead animal parts, think it through. Thanks.
Stalk me
I once wrote a poem called FUCK ME
So stalk me
I’m asking for it
Don’t take your medication
Stalk ME
Write to me and say Dear Maggie I love what you do
You’ve got a really big mouth
Actually your mouth is a little too big
Anyone ever tell you what a big-mouthed bitch you are
God, you know I’m kinda sick of you
I mean, what’s so great about you
How come you got on TV
I could do that
You ain’t shit
You suck
I hate you
But I love you
I love you because I hate you
Can I have your children?
Will you shack up with
Oh sure
I’ll shack up with you
I love stalkers
Especially when they hate me
But you knew that
That’s why you stalk me
You’re not fooled by my clever ruse
Bitch goddess? I think not
I’m just a sucker for punishment
So punish me
Spank me
Dominate my sock drawer
And stalk me
Don’t stalk Jodie Foster, David Letterman or John S. Hall
Don’t go through their trash
Their trash is boring
Play with my trash
Hurry, I’m waiting
I’m pleading
Just come on and do it
Chew me choke me and stalk me
That’ll teach me to write all that goddamned poetry
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