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The Gascon
I AM always inclined to suspect
The best story under the sun
As soon as by chance I detect
That teller and hero are one.
We’re all of us prone to conceit,
And like to proclaim our own glory,
But our purpose we’re apt to defeat
As actors in chief of our story.
To prove the truth of what I state
Let me an anecdote relate:
A Gascon with his comrade sat
At tavern drinking. This and that
He vaunted with assertion pat.
Passed to the conquests he had made
In love. A buxom country maid,
Who served the wine, with due attention
Lent patient ear to each invention,
And pressed her hands against her side
Her bursting merriment to hide.
To hear our Gascon talk, no Sue
Nor Poll in town but that he knew;
With each he’d passed a blissful night
More to their own than his delight.
This one he loved for she was fair,
That for her glossy ebon hair.
One miss, to tame his cruel rigour,
Had brought him gifts. She owned his vigour
In short it wanted but his gaze
To set each trembling heart ablaze.
His strength surpassed his luck, the test
In one short night ten times he’d blessed
A dame who gratefully expressed
Her thanks with corresponding zest.
At this the maid burst forth, “What more?
“I never heard such lies before!
“Content were I if at that sport
“I had what that poor dame was short.”
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