July 12
Wisteria, hysteria is as obvious a rhyme
As Viagra and Niagara there must be a reason
Honeymooners traditionally went to the Falls
Which were, said the divine Oscar,
An American bride’s second biggest disappointment
Tell me which do you like better,
The American Falls or the Horseshoe Falls,
I say the Horseshoe Falls, Joe says,
Because its magnificence surpasses the American Falls
Thank you, Joe, and did you know
When Casey Stengel managed the Yankees
He sat next to Bob Cerv on the bench one day,
Put his arm around the big outfielder, and said,
“One of us has just been traded to Kansas City”
I don’t know what put that in my mind
Except that it backs up Michael Malinowitz’s line
About John Ashbery being the Casey Stengel of poetry
Meanwhile the Yankees are playing like the Bronx Bombers of old
And though I used to hate the Yankees I’m just enough
Of a New York chauvinist to feel gleeful about it
Wait a minute I’ll be right back I am back that’s
Another line I’ve always wanted to put in a poem
What it will say on Johnny Carson’s gravestone
“I’ll be right back”
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