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Super Samson Simpson
I am Super Samson Simpson,
I’m superlatively strong,
I like to carry elephants,
I do it all day long,
I pick up half a dozen
And hoist them in the air,
It’s really somewhat simple,
For I have strength to spare.
My muscles are enormous,
They bulge from top to toe,
And when I carry elephants,
They ripple to and fro,
But I am not the strongest
In the Simpson family,
For when I carry elephants,
My grandma carries me.
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