Author: Gelett Burgess

I’d Rather have Fingers than Toes; I’d Rather have Ears than a Nose; And As for my Hair, I’m Glad […]

The meanest trick I ever knew Was one I know you never do. I saw a Goop once try to […]

I Wish that my Room had a Floor! I don’t so Much Care for a Door, But this Crawling Around […]

AN ALPHABET OF FAMOUS GOOPS. Which you ‘ll Regard with Yells and Whoops. Futile Acumen! For you Yourselves are Doubtless […]

I’m Sure every Word that you say is Absurd; I Say it’s All Gummidge and Twaddle; You may Argue away […]