Home ⇒ 📌Edward Lear ⇒ There was an old man of Thermopylж
There was an old man of Thermopylж
There was an old man of Thermopylж,
Who never did anything properly;
But they said, “If you choose, To boil eggs in your shoes,
You shall never remain in Thermopylж.”
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