My Babbles has a nasty knack
Of keeping monkeys on her back.
A great big black one comes and swings
Right on her sash or pinny strings.
It is a horrid thing and wild
And makes her such a naughty child.
She comes and stands beside my chair
With almost an offended air
And says: “Oh, Father, why can’t I?”
And stamps her foot and starts to cry
I look at Mother in dismay…
What little girl is this, to-day?
She throws about her nicest toys
And makes a truly dreadful noise
Till Mother rises from her place
With quite a Sunday churchy face
And Babbles silently is led
Into the dark and her own bed.
Never a kiss or one Goodnight,
Never a glimpse of candle light.
Oh, how the monkey simply flies!
Oh, how poor Babbles calls and cries,
Runs from the room with might and main,
“Father dear, I am good again.”
When she is sitting on my knee
Snuggled quite close and kissing me,
Babbles and I, we think the same
Why, that the monkey never came
Only a terrible dream maybe…
What did she have for evening tea?